Say hello to my puppy.

Her name is Pochacco. I’m on a quest to find her a permanent buddy and name him/her Pippo. I’d like to eventually form my own ‘hello-kitty-friends-who-were-rejected-and-neglected-and-not-so-popular-in-the-USA’ family because they were obviously better than that pompous Kitty bitch. People at the dog park already have trouble pronouncing Pochacco with their eyebrows up to their hairline at wtf it means. I can’t wait until they meet KeroKeroKeroppi.

Anonymous asked: I have an idea for a mustard scented cologne/perfume. Would this work?

Possibly. But only if you came out with a ketchup scented perfume and make it a lovers duo scent while you make hot-dog scented baby wipes.

FML.

My boyfriend is trying to make me eat healthy because it’s the beginning of ‘summer’. Forgive me if I forgot the memo, but since when did Webster-Miriam change the definition of summer from ‘a fucking hot season in Arizona’ to ‘you’re a fatty so you must eat as rabbits and hamsters do.’

mirzamaric asked: Yesssss, with Uni finished I have reverted back to my trendy blogging ways. So hows tricks? (I believe 'hows tricks' is a common yank saying, amiwrong)

You’re so trendy and fabulous, I agree. It might be, it might not be. I’m not from New York, son, I’m from the desert remember? lol.

Anonymous asked: Hey I am totally not a creeeper, but I saw you on soompi... And I clicked on your Tumblr... And I have another tab open onto Facebook and youre friends with my sister... In fact, I've met you before!! Hiii!

Such a small world… Who is your sister and where did I meet you?